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今天医院急救中心来了个六岁的小孩，他早上吃了一只活蟑螂，但他来抢救不是因为这个，是因为他奶奶怕蟑螂不死，又给他吃了一包蟑螂药。真人真事。[主人不在家，水果称霸王呀。出门赚钱去的主人把水果们留守在家，可是竟然有讨厌的虫子趁机闯入，妄想伤害水果君。长得那麽难看还敢出来吓人！哼，水果不发威还真以为我们是好欺负的咩？一定要让他们瞧瞧我们的厉害。看水果化身变形金刚，如何大展神威。A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.

今天医院急救中心来了个六岁的小孩，他早上吃了一只活蟑螂，但他来抢救不是因为这个，是因为他奶奶怕蟑螂不死，又给他吃了一包蟑螂药。真人真事。[主人不在家，水果称霸王呀。出门赚钱去的主人把水果们留守在家，可是竟然有讨厌的虫子趁机闯入，妄想伤害水果君。长得那麽难看还敢出来吓人！哼，水果不发威还真以为我们是好欺负的咩？一定要让他们瞧瞧我们的厉害。看水果化身变形金刚，如何大展神威。A preacher is buying a parrotAre you sure it doesnt scream, yell, or swear? asked the preacher.Oh absolutely. Its a religious parrot, the storekeeper assures him.Do you see those strings on his legs? When you pull the right one, he recites the lords prayer, and when you pull on the left he recites the 23rd Psalm.Wonderful! says the preacher, but what happens if you pull both strings?I fall off my perch, you stupid fool! screeched the parrot.

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