回复 小野孝弘 : 这部《神马电影在线观看》奶奶打的,到达目的地后计价器显示8元,但下车时她只给3元。司机:“老人家,你怎么只付3元呢?”老奶奶:“我坐车时计价器已经显示5元了。这不走多少给多少嘛!”过了几天,老奶奶再次打的,到达目的地后计价器显示20元,但下车时她只给10元。司机:“老奶奶,你怎么只付10元呢?”老奶奶:“你不也坐车了,一人一半嘛!”[
回复 Prekas: 今天跟邻居那女的吵架,闹了点小别扭。正吵得激烈同,我吵不过就跟屋里老公:“抄家伙呀!”他跑出来跟我说;“等下啊!”这二货出来的时候居然把裤子脱了,邻居那女的居然娇羞的说了句:“流氓。”[
回复 朴昱(박선욱): Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, hestepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog's tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It's a wonder that the dog is so long.从前有个瞎子。一天,他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋,狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。这人又往前走,这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴,狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。瞎子以为还是那条狗,惊诧地说:奇怪,这只狗可真够长的。[
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