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1、⛅⭐⭐⛅The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" "Cabbage." "The others?" "None." "Then how to select?" "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?” “炒白菜。” “还有呢?” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢?” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[
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3、⛅⭐⭐⛅今天晚上吃完饭,老婆假装跟我聊天说:老公,你敢不敢给我检查下你的手机啊,有没有别的女人的电话信息啊,握身正不怕影子斜果断说拿去慢慢翻,然后老婆就拿着进卧室了过了几分钟我回过神仔细一想不对,赶紧追进去,一看手机在电脑前一直在震动然后老婆撒腿就跑,电脑屏幕是某宝购物车全部支付,至于手机,全是银行的扣款信息。。[
4、⛅⭐⭐⛅女友有次周末去我家 她把自己脚上的袜子脱下来 趁我不注意悄悄放在我的书包里 而且是像
5、⛅⭐⭐⛅过年,从亲戚家吃完饭,和表哥一起走回家。路上,开过一辆摩托车,上面还有两个美女,开得不是很快。由于那两个女的长得不错,我就一直盯着她们看。没想到,车上的美女居然朝我挥挥手,打了个招呼。碰到这种情况哥们儿我哪有不回应之理,于是我也朝她们挥了挥手。正美呢,我表哥转过头来,盯着我说:我同学,你挥什么手啊[
1、⛅⭐⭐⛅The husband complained that his wife always cooked the same dish. One day, the husband got home and asked his wife, "My dear, what will we eat today?" The wife said, "You may select the dish today." The husband was very glad and asked, "Which dishes are there today?" "Cabbage." "The others?" "None." "Then how to select?" "Eat or not eat!" the wife said.丈夫抱怨妻子总是做同样的一种菜。一天,丈夫回到家,问妻子:“亲爱的,今天我们吃啥菜?” 妻子回答:“今天你可以选择。” 丈夫感到非常高兴,又问:“都有哪些菜呢?” “炒白菜。” “还有呢?” “没了。” “那你要我怎么选呢?” “吃还是不吃!”妻子一本正经地说道。[
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