回复 Seol : 这部《美国电影(高危监狱3》A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor. “When I was first married,I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop,and my little dog would race around barking,and my wife would bring me my slippers.Now everything's changed.When I come home,my dog brings me my slippers,and my wife barks at me.” “I don't know what you're complaining about,”said the counselor.“You're still getting the same service.”一个结婚十年的男人正在请教一位婚姻顾问。“刚结婚那会儿,我非常幸福。我在店里劳累一天回到家,我的小狗会绕着我跑,汪汪叫,而我的妻子给我拿来拖鞋。现在一切都变了。我回到家里,我的狗给我拿来拖鞋,我的妻子对着我汪汪叫。” “我不知道你在抱怨什么,”婚姻顾问说。“你得到的服务还是一样的呀。”[
回复 Keith: 小芳说她要在房间里下崽记得以前在家时候,用书房的电脑下载一个学习软件,怕奶奶进来乱按,就对她说,奶奶我这下载东西呢,你先别进来啊,然后听见爸爸问怎么了,奶奶说,小芳说她要在房间里下崽,叫咱们别去打扰她[
回复 Su-Yeon: 有个人,开车来到了一个十字路口,碰到了红灯,于是他就把车停下来,因为超过停止线,所以他就把车后退一下,却听到“咔擦”一声,他觉得奇怪,就把车子往前开了一点,没想到又听到“咔擦”,于是他开始研究这声音哪来的,就在那里拼命的前进、后退、前进、后退,而“咔擦”声也跟着他前进后退一直重复,可是一直找不出声音从哪来的。过了几个星期,他收到了一些东西,总算搞清楚那些声音从哪发出来的了!原来,那声音是红绿灯上的相机快门的声音,而他接到的那些东西是一叠厚厚的罚单。。。。。[
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