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一日，和哥们去一个没去过的地方吃饭，找不到那个地方，看见路边有个协警（背对着），看身材貌似‍是中年妇女。‍于是哥们冲过去说道：“阿姨，XXX饭店怎么走。”那个协警黑着脸转过身来，原来是个大叔，但他还是指了路。哥们听完很感激，继续说：“谢谢阿姨……”[真是猪一样的队友.....


[In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important matters to 100."No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count. at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."

课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。” 老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100！老师，您的衣服烧着了！”