老爸在阳台洗衣服!这时候老李头来敲门,老妈打开门说,我家老头子不在家,你回头再来吧!老李头笑着说:大妹子,你这招用了十几年了,腻不?只要你说不在家,那可能在家挨 罚 呢,不是洗衣服就是在做饭!哈哈。。。[“大爷,您找了个大妈这么漂亮,说说你和大妈的故事吧。”“我也不知道你大妈咋看上我的,我以前卖过钢材,那年情人节,我路过一家黄金首饰店,进去看看热闹,你大妈在里面当销售员,我就习惯性问了一句:这玩意多少钱一吨……”后来我们就结婚了。[At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word "KISS" scribbled on it. The guest seated next to the speaker said, "Your wife must love you very much, I see her send you a 'KISS' before you begin your speech."The speaker smiled and explained, "You don't know my wife. The 'KISS' she give me stands for 'Keep It Short, Stupid.'"在一次晚宴上,作为贵宾的演讲者,即将发表演讲时,他的妻子正坐在桌子的另一端,递给他一张写着潦草的“KISS”的纸条。 坐在演讲者旁边的客人说 详情
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