It was the Christmas season and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, “What is your offense?”“I did my Christmas shopping early this year,” cried the prisoner.“There’s nothing wrong with that,” said the Judge. “How early were you doing this shopping?”“Before the store opened,” answered the prisoner圣诞佳节到来,法官心情愉悦的问受刑人:“你做了什么坏事啊?”“我今年圣诞节购物早了些。”犯人回答。“那并不事件坏事”,法官说:“到底多早之前啊?”“商店开门之前。”犯人答道。[今天跟我外甥出去逛街,这货冲进你买苹果四的时候,我买了冰箱,洗衣机!你买4s的时候我买了空调,跟一些小型家用电器,你买5s的时候我买了电脑!你买6的时候我买了一台52寸的大电视!现在你们的4/4S/5S都换成了不锈钢脸盆,而我已经感觉有了自己的家了!。。。。。[ 详情
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